Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...