A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...