English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...