The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...