Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!