Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...