Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...