Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...