Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...