Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
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Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...