The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...