The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...