One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...