Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...