There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.