No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...