Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...