CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...