Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Refrigerate elephants
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How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...