Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Eucalyptus Road
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The definition of kinky sex
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Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Having a baby at 80
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What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
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A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...