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An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
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58 Newspaper Headlines
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