I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...