Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...