Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
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Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up