The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Real opcodes
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...