Lonely Frog
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Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Temperatures and What They Mean
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Password selection rules
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Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...