Aliens
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If Wang made toasters…
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AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
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A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Software development cycle
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Blonde Medical Terminology
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Actual stupid questions asked
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Office Worker Resolution
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Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...