Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...