Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.