Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...