I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...