Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?