The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...