Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...