Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.