Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...