1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Ain’t She Cute
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Go home and wait
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Defining teenagers
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Dad will never say
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At the public pool
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Men vs Women (long classic!)
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
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