Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...