Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...