In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...