Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...