Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...