Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...