Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...