Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...