Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...