Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...