A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...