You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...