What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...